you won't believe it.
I was reading something just now online that reminded of a "story" I "heard." So in this "story" there was a girl that lived in an apartment with her boyfriend. They were smoking some "stuff" one evening when there came a knock at the door.
That's odd -- they both thought as they exchanged looks -- no one comes to visit, and you have to have a code to get in the gate. hmmm.
Smoke hung in the room from their recent activity and in a moment of panic and amazing action, the girl quickly grabbed the "stuff" and stepped into the bathroom as the boyfriend went to the door.
"Oh no!" she thought as her boyfriend opened the door and stepped outside -- quickly closing the door behind him, "We've been smoking and we left the patio door open. What if someone called it in?"
Needing to know whether to take more action -- like jump out the window -- just kidding -- the girl tip toed super fast to the door and looked out the peep hole. A man in a dark blue uniform stood outside.
Back into the bathroom she dashed. And into the toilet she dumped the "stuff." Heart pounding. Hands shaking. She heard the front door open again. Half expecting the uniformed man to walk in --
There stood the boyfriend. Package in hand.
"Fed Ex came" he said.
CD
(for future reference the girlfriend has proven she knows how to take quick action. but damn)
That's odd -- they both thought as they exchanged looks -- no one comes to visit, and you have to have a code to get in the gate. hmmm.
Smoke hung in the room from their recent activity and in a moment of panic and amazing action, the girl quickly grabbed the "stuff" and stepped into the bathroom as the boyfriend went to the door.
"Oh no!" she thought as her boyfriend opened the door and stepped outside -- quickly closing the door behind him, "We've been smoking and we left the patio door open. What if someone called it in?"
Needing to know whether to take more action -- like jump out the window -- just kidding -- the girl tip toed super fast to the door and looked out the peep hole. A man in a dark blue uniform stood outside.
Back into the bathroom she dashed. And into the toilet she dumped the "stuff." Heart pounding. Hands shaking. She heard the front door open again. Half expecting the uniformed man to walk in --
There stood the boyfriend. Package in hand.
"Fed Ex came" he said.
CD
(for future reference the girlfriend has proven she knows how to take quick action. but damn)
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